Tuesday, July 2, 2013

He defies logic... and all rules of proper sanitation....

I don't even know how to start this one out so I'll just go on and jump right in...

It is bedtime and Sass is SUPPOSED to be stripping down for a quick hose off before stories and sleep.  Like I said... SUPPOSED to be...

Instead I hear, "Mooooommy!  Come look!  I'm in da bathroom!".  As I walk in, I see my 4 year old son crammed cross-legged into the c.1983 shell-shaped bathroom sink like a crumpled up spider, grinning furiously.  And I hear the water running...  Why do I hear the water running but the tap isn't on?

"Hey Mommy!  I'm peeing on my feet!" *giggle*

Oh... THAT'S why.  Silly me.



7 comments:

  1. Boys! Peeing is a recreational sport..off the deck...on a tree....in the yard...in the snow... I remember the year the first grade boys were caught in bathroom...taking turns standing on the sinks...going for distance...boys!

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    1. I am constantly hearing "Can I pee in the yard, Mom?", "Can I pee in the grass?", "Can I pee by the road?"... Seriously, dude. If you are going to do it, don't tell me about it...

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  2. Lol! Boys! I am completely unsurprised. At least you can't say your day was boring.

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  3. Hahah, love it. My son has to tell me every time he has to poop and again when he is done. He just doesn't get that I don't want to know. And he loves to pee in public. The shirt goes way up, the pants barely cover his butt, and he will turn around before everything is tucked back in. He has no sense of shyness about his body yet. Will he ever?

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    1. Sass LOVES to "pee in da grass"... It's an unfortunate obsession. I feel your pain.

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  4. If you can do it, why wouldn't you cram yourself in the sink and pee on your feet? I'd love to be that flexible.

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