tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834385096674949813.post7611892144836585797..comments2023-06-28T02:25:48.533-07:00Comments on Don't Chew On The Dinner Table! : Can somebody give me a hand?Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08393577797312600229noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834385096674949813.post-64140909644079043562013-07-24T13:47:27.616-07:002013-07-24T13:47:27.616-07:00I love you for the dolphins....I love you for the dolphins....Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08393577797312600229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834385096674949813.post-73588657988751504882013-07-24T13:47:10.279-07:002013-07-24T13:47:10.279-07:00Don't Google it... you will regret it.Don't Google it... you will regret it.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08393577797312600229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834385096674949813.post-69523858431308723762013-07-24T13:46:34.426-07:002013-07-24T13:46:34.426-07:00I feel so bad for the young first timer preggos co...I feel so bad for the young first timer preggos coming in... shit has gotten craycray...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08393577797312600229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834385096674949813.post-78392822594586466852013-07-24T13:45:53.544-07:002013-07-24T13:45:53.544-07:00And we use the term "people" loosely, do...And we use the term "people" loosely, don't we... ;)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08393577797312600229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834385096674949813.post-29400630218273023052013-07-24T13:44:05.455-07:002013-07-24T13:44:05.455-07:00"Well, we always knew little Timmy would be a..."Well, we always knew little Timmy would be a genius. He DID learn how to breastfeed all on his own within 15 minutes of me birthing him in the dolphin pool. Of course, that was AFTER I fed the pod-leader the placenta, to ensure he would have a lifelong bond with Timmy." <br /><br />This makes my brain hurt.Domestic Piratehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14027030446678901073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834385096674949813.post-64002921780268103782013-07-23T11:36:32.763-07:002013-07-23T11:36:32.763-07:00ha! yeah, this is how the cave-mamas did it, AND T...ha! yeah, this is how the cave-mamas did it, AND THAT IS WHY HALF THEIR BABIES DIED! my first kid would barely eat when i STUFFED THE BOOB IN HIS MOUTH. he would have fallen prey to the laws of darwinism fo' sho'. <br /><br />also, birth art? barf. Mackenzie Cheesemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05328536104424210024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834385096674949813.post-33747292338219847652013-07-20T22:20:37.275-07:002013-07-20T22:20:37.275-07:00Ugh! Seriously, some people have SO much time on t...Ugh! Seriously, some people have SO much time on their hands to think up all kinds of this weird stuff!! Hey, your reasoning is awesome and accurate but who wants accurate when they can make millions off some idiotic parents who want their newborns to become world champs at wriggling!!Roshnihttp://www.indianamericanmom.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834385096674949813.post-12653151179899816712013-07-20T07:07:45.699-07:002013-07-20T07:07:45.699-07:00oh gross. birth art. are "we" trying H...oh gross. birth art. are "we" trying HARDER to become more stupid? or are "we" just so bloody arrogant that we think we need to come up with new ways every day to tell other people how to raise their kids?<br /><br />ooooh, wait, I got it. it's all about the benjamins. this is my main problem with childhood/parenting "experts" in the first place. you read parenting magazines for 2 years straight and you'll see all the information looping and changing so that it's "new" every 2-3 years. so these people can remain employed.<br /><br />seriously, stop the insanity!!lorihokiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04603712673095340125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834385096674949813.post-84959439828388665502013-07-19T18:35:56.849-07:002013-07-19T18:35:56.849-07:00Worm baby... *snort*Worm baby... *snort*Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08393577797312600229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834385096674949813.post-70764577812790983212013-07-19T18:34:55.722-07:002013-07-19T18:34:55.722-07:00It really, REALLY is....It really, REALLY is....Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08393577797312600229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834385096674949813.post-52361443092177549672013-07-19T18:00:03.240-07:002013-07-19T18:00:03.240-07:00In the meantime, while you're lying there, wai...In the meantime, while you're lying there, waiting for worm baby to squirm its way to dinner, your engorged boobies are spewing milk everywhere. WHY WOULD ANYONE TURN THAT EXPERIENCE DOWN?Dyanne @ I Want Backsieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04946323852124525597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834385096674949813.post-52586482440523820222013-07-19T16:58:38.436-07:002013-07-19T16:58:38.436-07:00That may be, LITERALLY, the worst idea I have ever...That may be, LITERALLY, the worst idea I have ever heard. Gina Poirierhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11682320213681800526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834385096674949813.post-1768969018740866342013-07-19T14:08:44.232-07:002013-07-19T14:08:44.232-07:00People really need hobbies... that don't invol...People really need hobbies... that don't involve placenta.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08393577797312600229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7834385096674949813.post-62149518334985238382013-07-19T13:23:32.326-07:002013-07-19T13:23:32.326-07:00Oh for the love of Pete...who dreams some of this ...Oh for the love of Pete...who dreams some of this stuff up? Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com