Monday, July 29, 2013

The Invasion of my Body Snatchers Mines-of-Moria-style

Sweethairycats, DO NOT DRINK THE WATER!  

There are thingssssss in it...

...and they are MULTIPLYING!

Soon they will be in our backyards,...

...taking over our homes,

...using our cell phones,

...and ultimately possessing our very bodies...

"We have barred the gates.... 
(but THAT obviously failed)

...we cannot get out... 
(or even shower alone)

...drums, drums in the deep.... 
(deep in my gut, usually on my bladder)

They are coming."
(That's why it sounds like a herd of wildebeests are living on our second level!)
(LOTR, Fellowship of the Ring)


  1. Replies
    1. Lil' Swimmers are the best invention EVAH! Why bother with a bathing suit?

  2. Lol! It must be a huge invasion because they're taking over our house too!

  3. I see that you're dressed up for it!! :D

    1. Ah yesss.... the "I can get as big as I want" snazzy summer dress. I really can't abide black clothing.... :)

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    1. It's scary in there anyway. Haven't you seen "Sharknado"? :)