Hubbs and I divide the drop-off every morning as the wigglers both go to the same school but inhabit/maraud different buildings. Those poor, brave individuals.... but I digress. I grabbed Sprinkles while he walked Sass in to his classroom. Upon returning to the car, Hubbs informed me that Sass had been very excited to show him the "Star Chart".
"What Star Chart?" I gurgle from beneath a veil of cold medicine hangover and Kleenex.
"The one on the board right up front." He looked at me incredulously. How have you missed this? he said with his eyes. "They get stars for good behavior and helping to clean up and he had the most out of everyone in the class!"
"OUR Sass? The one we drop off every morning? Are you sure?" Little booger has been holding out on me....
"Yeah. Apparently he is very helpful."
"Wha?" gurgle *choke*
"I know. We should get one of those chart things for the house."
Like, double time, husband dear..... Who knew?
Yeah... this kid. With "Stars Upon Thars"...?
What parallel universe...?