Food! Glorious food!

.... and I have emerged, relatively unscathed, on the other side....

     I think the soul crushing, brain cell annihilating morning sickness has finally subsided.  Hence this post.... I am once again a functioning (sort of) human being capable of eating solids and remaining vertical for extended periods of time.  I will be brutally honest.... there are gaping black holes in my memories of the past few weeks that I know are lost forever.  If some funny sh*t went down... well... it's gone now.  Sorry guys.  But onward and upward, right?  Right.

     I would also like to say that Hubbs has been awesomely amazing for this last bit.  He basically got to play single Dad for a month or so... cooking all the meals, dishes, laundry, wrangling the wigglers... all of it.  He was a super SUPERDAD!  Nothing makes you appreciate a man more than when he says "Why don't you go lay down.  I don't want you to throw up on the kids.  I've got this.".  And now that my gag reflex is approaching normal, I will be able to show him how much I really, REALLY appreciated all his wonderful help.....  Get your minds out of the gutter.  I'm gonna make that man a pot roast.  My... what filthy little minds you have....

     Just to give you an idea of the extent of my absenteeism in my family's day-to-day existence, Sass has actually started to ask me if I will be eating dinner with them every night .... and then does a happy dance when I say yes.  Sprinkles just gives me the hairy eyeball and wonders who that stranger is at the end of the table, but such is the way of things, right?  We urp, we birth, and we keep on truckin'.......  Gawd, I just made that sound a special sort of sexy, didn't I?  Yeah....

So I will be coming by to say "hi", visit a spell, and apologize for my silence these last few weeks.  Truthfully though, I wouldn't have been much fun.... smelling of vomit and bloating and all.....  Again with the special sexy?  :)