Fly on da wall...

So welcome to my insanity... or bits and piece of it, anyway, courtesy of  Karen @Baking In A Tornado!  It's my first time so be gentle...  This is what it's all about:

"Fly on the Wall is a monthly post by a group of bloggers challenged to let our readers see what it might be like to be a fly on the wall in our homes. Each post is not a single story, but a compilation of snippets, each one its own quote or event or conversation (or disaster) strung together to provide a behind-the-scenes glimpse into our lives."

Should I apologize ahead of time?  Nah.....

Sitting on the couch watching TV one night....
Me: "I feel like I bloat around the face when I'm about to start."
Hubbs: " You don't "bloat around the face"..."
Me:  "I feel like I'm all bloated.  Like right here." *I begin to yank on my pre-waddle.*
Hubbs: "That isn't bloating... That's just disturbing."

At the dinner table....
Sass Monkey: "I'm having fith nuggets for dinner.  Some are round, some are square, and some are oct-o-gon." They are all, in fact, square.

While digging for cold meds....
Me:  "Ug.  I want to die.  I feel like I am dying."
Hubbs: "You can't die and just leave me here with these two..."  *looks desperate* 

During "Snuggle Time" in Sass's bed before sleepytime....
Sass Monkey:  "I have blonde hair and blue eyes, Mommy."
Me:  "You do!  And what color are my eyes?"
Sass Monkey:  "Blue."
Me:  "That's right!  And what color is my hair?"
Sass Monkey:  "White.  Cause you're old..."

Could be anytime, really.  She STILL refuses to say "Mommy".
Me:  "Can you say "brother"?"
Sprinkles:  "bwuvah".
Me:  "Good girl!  Can you say "da-da"?"
Sprinkles:  "Da-da!"
Me:  "Yay!  Can you say "Ma-ma"?"
Sprinkles:  *silence*
Hubbs:  "Can you say "Ma-ma"?"
Sprinkles:  *big toothy smile*  "Da-da!"  *Turns to look out the window into the back yard at our 2 dogs laying in the sun.* "Doggie!"
Me:  *sigh*

Picking up a plastic play phone...
Me:  "Oh hey... it's for you." *I toss the phone to Hubbs*
Hubbs:  "Ring Ring!  Hello?  Sanity? *pause* "Huh, it hung up."


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... see!  We are all perfectly normal, right?  RIGHT?!?!?!